'Allo 'Allo!: Series 7
BBC (1991)
TV Series  /  Comedy, War
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IMDB   8.3
300 mins USA / English
Carmen Silvera Edith Artois
Arthur Bostrom agent Crabtree
Sam Kelly Captain Hans Geering
Kenneth Connor Monsieur Alfonse
Guy Siner Lt.Hubert Gruber
Hilary Minster General Erich Von Klinkerhoffen
Richard Marner Colonel Von Strohm
Richard Gibson Herr Flick
Kim Hartman Private Helga Geerhart
Francesca Gonshaw Maria Recamier
Kirsten Cooke Michèle Dubois
Kirsten Cooke Michelle
Arthur Bostrom Officer Crabtree
Francesca Conshaw Maria Recamier
Richard Gibson Herr Otto Flick
David Croft
John B Hobbs
Producer David Croft
Mike Stevens
Writer David Croft
Jeremy Lloyd

Meet René, the most wanted man in Occupied France: Women want his body. The Resistance wants his brain. And the Nazis want his sausage! In a small café in occupied France the harassed proprietor, René, is fighting his own war. With the German Army in residence at the bar, René is risking his neck to aid the Resistance by hiding two British airmen and a radio transmitter upstairs. As if this wasn't enough, René has also got involved in hiding a priceless painting in a garlic sausage, which even now is being sniffed out by the Gestapo. But René's real problem is his wife, Edith, and what she will do to him when she finds out about the affairs he is having with his two sexy waitresses!
 30 mins    05/01/1991  1.  A Quiet Honeymoon
Leclerc and Fanny are brought down in the town square after the helium runs out, where they are then arrested and sent to prison. Edith manages to forge her own papers to release Fanny and Leclerc just as Von Smallhausen has himself arrested to interrogate the couple about the British airmen. Ultimately, the forged papers are discovered, and the newlyweds hide back at the café. Unfortunately, their spring-loaded Murphy bed has now pinned them behind the wall.
Director:  Mike Stephens  Writer:  Jeremy Lloyd  / Paul Adam 
 30 mins    12/01/1991  2.  An Almighty Bang
Monsieur Alphonse, who made the Murphy bed, arrives to pry the couple out while Mimi tries to feed them soup through a hole using a bellows. Meanwhile, Von Flockenstuffen reveals his plans to kidnap Churchill, pulling rank on the recovering Von Klinkerhoffen. Herr Flick has Von Smallhausen sprung from prison and the pair arrive just as the dynamite goes off in their faces and frees the newlyweds. That night, as Von Flockenstuffen is being entertained in the café, Helga and Bertorelli spring Von Klinkerhoffen. Von Flockenstuffen demands to visit the cellar, taking with him one of the dynamite candles. Von Klinkerhoffen arrives to relieve him just as the candle goes off.
Director:  Sue Longstaff  Writer:  Jeremy Lloyd  / Paul Adam 
 30 mins    19/01/1991  3.  Fleeing Monks
René is to be given a collaboration medal for his help with the removal of Von Flockenstuffen. Unfortunately, this causes the Communist résistance to place a price on his head. He decides once again to elope with Yvette. Michelle orders René to take the Airmen to the monastery to be picked up by a lightweight plane. Flick also learns of this news, and he and Von Smallhausen have themselves initiated into the brotherhood to gather information and capture the Airmen. Unfortunately, René ends up grabbing Edith's hand instead of Yvette's, as the two are rushed aboard the plane bound for England.
Director:  Mike Stephens  Writer:  Jeremy Lloyd  / Paul Adam 
 30 mins    26/01/1991  4.  Up the Crick Without a Piddle
René and an airsick Edith land in England where British Intelligence tries to find out why they aren't the Airmen. An officer from Deep Intelligence is brought in, and he turns out to be none other than Hans Geering. In the intervening time, Hans has become a British citizen with his knowledge of the Nazi army. At #10 Downing Street, Churchill desires to meet René and Edith, who he awards medals and citations. However, Edith decides to return home after discovering that Fanny and Leclerc are ruining the bar. They are flown over Nouvion, the bomb door opens and the two of them are dropped out of the plane. Arriving back at the café just before they are to be arrested for being out past curfew.
Director:  Sue Longstaff  Writer:  Jeremy Lloyd  / Paul Adam 
 30 mins    02/02/1991  5.  The Gestapo Ruins a Picnic
The airmen are smuggled out of the monastery in sacks of potatoes. Michelle comes up with a new escape plan which involves building a raft out of telegraph poles. General Von Klinkerhoffen decides to restart the local newspaper. Rene and Monsieur Alphonse are ordered to organise it.
Director:  Mike Stephens  Writer:  Jeremy Lloyd  / Paul Adam 
 30 mins    09/02/1991  6.  The Spirit of Nouvion
The Germans have found out about the telegraph pole escape plan, so the Resistance plan to use wine barrels instead. Michelle decides to steal the painting of the 'Fallen Maddona' from Herr Flick so that it can be sold to raise funds for the Resistance. René and company tunnel into Herr Flick's office just as Colonel Von Strohm, Lieutenant Gruber and Captain Bertorelli break in. René gets covered in flour and Gruber thinks he's being haunted by Rene's dead 'twin brother' again. The Germans run away and René steals the painting.
Director:  Sue Longstaff  Writer:  Jeremy Lloyd  / Paul Adam 
 30 mins    16/02/1991  7.  Leg it to Spain!
The barrels which are to be used in the latest escape plan are hidden in the cellar of the Café René. René has to give the painting of the 'Fallen Madonna' to Colonel Vom Strohm. The painting then falls into the hands of General Von Klinkerhoffen. The General decides to have his photograph taken at the café so that it can be published in the newspaper. He asks to see the wine cellar. When he finds two large wine barrels, he orders them to be taken to his chateau. The airmen are hiding inside the barrels.
Director:  Mike Stephens  Writer:  Jeremy Lloyd  / Paul Adam 
 30 mins    23/02/1991  8.  Prior Engagements
General Von Klinkerhoffen thinks that a mixed marriage between a Frenchwoman and someone from the occupying forces would provide a good propaganda piece for the newspaper. He decides that Captain Bertorelli should marry Edith. A party is arranged at the chateau so that local dignitaries can meet the 'happy couple'. The Résistance rescues the airmen from the chateau via an underground river. The airmen end up stuck in a sewer underneath the town centre.
Director:  Sue Longstaff  Writer:  Jeremy Lloyd  / Paul Adam 
 30 mins    02/03/1991  9.  Soup and Sausage
t's decided to use René's old ice cream truck to rescue the airmen from the sewer. The truck is parked over the sewer grate and Monsieur Alhonse hides underneath so that he can prise off the grate using a chisel. General Von Klinkerhoffen decides to buy some ice cream but ends up covered in it when the winch which is being used to raise the sewer grate causes the pump on the ice cream maker to get stuck full on.
Director:  Mike Stephens  Writer:  Jeremy Lloyd  / Paul Adam 
 30 mins    16/03/1991  10.  René of the Gypsies
The ice cream truck plan has failed, so Michelle suggests holding a gipsy fair in the town centre. Herr Flick has the painting in General Von Klinkerhoffen's office replaced with a forgery. The General discovers the forgery and has Colonel Von Strohm, Lieutenant Gruber and Captain Bertorelli arrested. René poses as a gipsy fortuneteller in the tent over the sewer grating. A seance is held during which the airmen finally break out of the sewer. Three more airmen emerge from the sewer - apparently they've been lost down there for weeks.
Director:  Sue Longstaff  Writer:  Jeremy Lloyd  / Paul Adam 
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Series 'Allo 'Allo!
No. of Discs/Tapes 1